Sexy Chat Perspective The problem with public transport? The public!
It's not the delays and cancellations, the scandalous ticket prices or the grubby carriages - it's the people. In theory, I love travelling by train. You don't have to worry about sitting in long traffic queues, taking the wrong turning, staying awake and alert and finding somewhere to park at the other end. Train travel allows you to sit back in relative comfort and let the miles slip by in a gentle blur of reading, listening to music,...
Sexy Chat What's hip on the Net
It's becoming increasingly difficult to keep up with the latest developments on the Internet. Not only could we fill every issue of Fast Forward with Net news and hype, we could probably fill every issue of the Toronto Star. Here's a capsular rundown of some of the latest happenings: BROWSING THE WEB When commercial online service Prodigy began offering access to the World Wide Web as part of its basic service earlier this year, some 50,000 new users signed up in the...
Sexy Chat The Scotsman: A minute of your time
Doug Stanhope, you've been compared to Bill Hicks and Lenny Bruce. How do you feel about that?It's always flattering to be compared with someone great. But it always teeters on the edge of being accused of being derivative of someone. Which comedians make you laugh?Bad ones. The really bad train-wreck open mikers. Guys you'll never hear. It's like when you watch karaoke, you don't want to see someone sing well. You want to...
Sexy Chat A little sexual healing,
World of sex
POOR Norman Cook's ego must be on the floor. Dan Peppe, his rival for Zoe Ball, has the gap-tooth grin of a 70-year-old!But at least Dan was interested in her.Consider Zoe's classic description of neglect: "There are times when I've turned up in my amazing underwear, and he'll lie there for an hour and won't notice because he's watching TV. Or he's like, 'Oh, she's...
Sexy Chat Tunisian kiss and tell tales,
Roman Diary
Old Socialists are snarling at the memoirs of Marina Ripa di Meana the beauty whose husband, Carlo ``The Grim Reaper", was a less than notable European environment commissioner and Italian minister. In an interview with the Corriere della Sera newspaper, she gives a scathing account of holidays at Hammamet, the Tunisian resort where Bettino Craxi, the disgraced former Socialist prime minister, hides out in his luxury villa, while a corruption investigation unfolds back home....