Hot Woman Music, politics, Hogg, Carville
A T. Med Hogg letter is like a car wreck. You know, no matter how hard you try to avert your eyes, you always end up looking. Nevertheless, when I read one, I always seem to be reminded of what I don't want to become. In his Oct. 29 letter, Mr. Hogg weighed in on a quote by James Carville that was reprinted by Smiley Anders in his Oct. 6 column. The quote relates to Carville's admiration for Deacon John's Jump Blues style of music, referring to it as...
HEY, BARTENDER!
Q&A with a Dallas drink specialist Name: Mike Scheel Age: 32 Bartender at: New Amsterdam Coffeehaus, 831 Exposition Ave. How long you've been a bartender: 12 years Other jobs you've held: Bartender is the only one I'll name. Most requested drink: Belgian dark beer called Maredsous Favorite bar joke: A hot woman asks the bartender for a manager. The bartender asks if he may help her. She...
Hot Woman PHONY ATM RECEIPTS GO FOR THE GOLD(DIGGERS)
HOUSTON -- Gold diggers, beware. There are people pretending to be rich, and a novelty company is helping their deceitful ways. Pullmyfinger.com, based out of sunny, sometimes-transparent Los Angeles, is selling fake ATM receipts that show a six-figure balance that's sure to impress any potential boyfriend or girlfriend.Richard Halpern, president of the Internet company, says he got the idea from watching Fox's ``Joe Millionaire.'' ...
STILL FIT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
OPINION OF THE TRIBUNE
We may be a nation polarized over politicians and policies, but there's one thing most people can agree on: Jack LaLanne, who celebrated his 90th birthday this week, is still the next best thing to Superman on the Central Coast.How does he remain quick-witted and fit as a newly minted nonagenarian? In the Morro Bay rock of the ages' own words: "I hate to work out. I'd rather take a beating. To leave a hot bed and a hot woman (he just...
BERRY LOOKS GOOD IN LEATHER, BUT CATWOMAN'S A DOG
In Catwoman, Halle Berry plays Patience Phillips, an aspiring artist with an uninspiring day job designing ads. Patience is frumpy in about the same way that Michelle Pfeiffer was in Batman Returns, playing a vaguely similar character, before she too was murdered and resuscitated by a cat. Seriously, people. Putting a hot woman in vaguely unattractive clothes does not make the woman herself unattractive.Even if you can't buy Berry as a lonely, frustrated peon, you would think...