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An old woman is going up in
a lift in a very lavish department store when a beautiful young woman
smelling of expensive scent gets in. She turns to the old woman and
says arrogantly: 'Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle.'
Then another young woman gets
in the lift, She too turns to the old woman and says snootily, 'Chanel
No 5, £150 a bottle.'
A few floors up the old woman
reachs her destination. As she leaves she cuts a loud, stinky fart
and says, 'Broccoli, 25p a pound.'
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